This was his response
This was my response:
The tonnage of tauntage you put in my frontage increases my glummage and causes much umbrage! The woundage I suffered impelled me to rummage ‘mongst my emotional baggage, whose depths have no plummage. Such anguish! I languished, my face covered in bloodage. Until I recovered and sent you my message with sarcasm packaged and now I’m okay.