You what I want to do? Put modern English (of the General American variety) through the sound-changes that Proto-Indo-European went through to get here.
In other words, what might English sound like in five thousand years?
I /aɪ/ > Ey /eɪ/
you /ju/ > ee /i:/
this /ðɪs/ > dhih /ðɪ/
dog /dɑɡ/ >tauj /tɔːdʒ/
blood /blʌd/ > payaul /’paɪjɔːl/
bone /boʊn/ > piya /’pɪjə/
horn /hɔɹn/ >ir /əɹ/
tooth /tuːθ/ > thayth /θaɪ:ð/
name /neɪm/ > nayin /’naɪjɪn/
You wouldn’t believe how long it took me to come up with that word list.