7 Dangerous Myths about Zehra Yilmaz

My first piece of fan-stuff for New Frontiers, centered on its heroine, the scary “exo-erotic diplomat” who loves aliens for the sake of the European Union.

Seven Dangerous Myths About Zehra:

—doesn’t mix business and pleasure

—has phenomenal impulse control

—sexually inexperienced with hyperintelligent farting sea slugs

—would look out of place in a Men in Black sequel

—can only swear in two languages

—does not believe in interspecies dating

—won’t set your shit on fire

These important facts brought to you by Tex Thompson, author of One Night in Sixes.

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